Feeding Your Friends To The Pigs...

"You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting.

"So be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, ‘as greedy as a pig.’"

That’s a quote from the Guy Ritchie-helmed cult film Snatch. The whole of it has mob boss Brick Top explaining how you can get rid of a body without a trace. And I’ll bet my bottom-dollar this German farmer took that advice by heart.

A German farmer confessed to feeding the corpse of an elderly family friend to his pigs and then stealing from his bank account, police said Monday…He let the corpse thaw, dismembered it and fed it to his pigs. He put the parts the pigs did not eat into a sack and buried it.

The police did not charge the farmer for murder, only improper burial and fraud. Because he didn’t actually kill the elderly who died of natural causes in February 2005.

The farmer, some kind of dumbass friend he is, initially put the body in a freezer and told neighbors that his old friend was in a nursing home while he emptied the poor guy’s bank account. Then put him in the swines’ diet.

Dear god, have we really no respect for the pigs at all?

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