Baby Shiloh In Wax

Those money-hungry clickers haven't succeeded in cornering the celebrity global family inside their Malibu home, so they opted for the next best thing.

A silicone doll of Baby Brangelina (a.k.a. Shiloh Nouvelle Jolie-Pitt) was presented to the press, including the paparazzis, at Madame Tussauds in New York. Cashing in on the public's humongous fascination with Brad and Angelina's "chosen one", the museum unveiled the wax figures of the family. Surrounded by African furry beasts in what look like its own Safari version of the Nativity.

The figure, complete with her mother’s “signature pouty lips and delicate features,” displayed in an “African-themed nursery,” where it will rest “peacefully” in a woven basket, according to the museum’s description.

The museum also said that Shiloh is the first infant to be immortalized in wax -- take that Jesus! Madame Tussands general manager Janine DiGioacchino justified this by adding that Shiloh is already an iconic figure in world popular culture, a very significant feat for an 8-week-old.

Baby Shiloh wax was sculpted based on her first pictures published by People Magazine. Therefore it's not true that the artists were made to bring myhrr, gold and frankincense so they can be allowed to see the babe in her multimillion not-really-humble abode.

And to honor Shiloh's parents who are totally committed to giving away their children's inheritance to charity, visitors can have their photos taken with the famous wax family, and $1 from each photo visitors buy will be donated to UNICEF.

It's not cheap to see the Shiloh, too. A ticket to take a peek at what the museum calls "the world's most famous baby" costs about $30.

And so the paparazzis who have tried and failed to get near the real Shiloh feasted on the wax doll, while it's still free, and endlessly snapped their cameras with passionate vengeance.