George Bush Talks 'Shit ' At The G8 Summit
George Bush was caught talking with his mouth full during the G8 summit.
Probably irritated with Tony Blair for disturbing his meal, and you know how he feels about mixing politics with food as demonstrated during his pork preoccupation in Germany, Bush expressed his frustration at UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan's diplomatic approach on the current middle east conflict.
Or as the US President mouthfully referred to as "this shit":
Bush: What about Kofi Annan? I don't like the sequence of it. His attitude is basically cease-fire and everything else happens.
Blair: I think the thing that is really difficult is you can't stop this unless you get this international presence agreed.
Bush: See the irony is what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit and it's over...I feel like telling Kofi to get on the phone with Assad and make something happen. We're not blaming Israel and we're not blaming the Lebanese government.
I tell you, if this is how the most powerful nation in the world deals with every crisis, we will find ourselves in the middle of World Wars 3 and 4 combined and eating soil green in no time. Better call your contractor and start building bomb shelters in your backyard.
When asked for comments, White House officials advised the media to "take the president's words as they are". Because even his staff is running out of way to put a good spin on their boss' distressing behavior, maybe.
First talking with another world leader while munching on a butter roll like he's eating at Popeye's or something. Then saying "shit" in an open mic for all the Jesus-loving kids to hear.
Finally, channeling his anger at Syria and Hezbollah by dumping the blame on Kofi. Not on the US failure to establish talking terms with the two countries he has bullied (Syria & Iran) but whose cooperations he now need to end the bombings.
Poor Kofi. What did he ever do to this boy to earn his wrath? Oh yeah, he told Georgie that invading Iraq was a bad, bad thing.
[BTW, major media outlets did not release the complete transcript of that conversation, but bloggers sure got hold of the full deal.]
Probably irritated with Tony Blair for disturbing his meal, and you know how he feels about mixing politics with food as demonstrated during his pork preoccupation in Germany, Bush expressed his frustration at UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan's diplomatic approach on the current middle east conflict.
Or as the US President mouthfully referred to as "this shit":Bush: What about Kofi Annan? I don't like the sequence of it. His attitude is basically cease-fire and everything else happens.
Blair: I think the thing that is really difficult is you can't stop this unless you get this international presence agreed.
Bush: See the irony is what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit and it's over...I feel like telling Kofi to get on the phone with Assad and make something happen. We're not blaming Israel and we're not blaming the Lebanese government.
I tell you, if this is how the most powerful nation in the world deals with every crisis, we will find ourselves in the middle of World Wars 3 and 4 combined and eating soil green in no time. Better call your contractor and start building bomb shelters in your backyard.
When asked for comments, White House officials advised the media to "take the president's words as they are". Because even his staff is running out of way to put a good spin on their boss' distressing behavior, maybe.
First talking with another world leader while munching on a butter roll like he's eating at Popeye's or something. Then saying "shit" in an open mic for all the Jesus-loving kids to hear.
Finally, channeling his anger at Syria and Hezbollah by dumping the blame on Kofi. Not on the US failure to establish talking terms with the two countries he has bullied (Syria & Iran) but whose cooperations he now need to end the bombings.
Poor Kofi. What did he ever do to this boy to earn his wrath? Oh yeah, he told Georgie that invading Iraq was a bad, bad thing.
[BTW, major media outlets did not release the complete transcript of that conversation, but bloggers sure got hold of the full deal.]
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