Kill Tom Cruise!

As if I'm not terribly sick enough yet of all these Tom Cruise mumbo-jumbo, I read another news that made me sick to my stomach.

Cruise, as his next project, will star in a Robert Redford- helmed film. Not only that, Redford himself will be in the movie along with fellow Oscar winner Merryl Streep. Man, this one's goin' to be hard. The movie's premise look promising, too.

I love Redford and Streep. But do I love them enough to endure a couple of hours puking my guts out every time Cruise comes on to the screen?

Was Redford sent threatening correspondence to be thrown into the bowels of oblivion if he didn't agree with Xenu's heir? Damn it! This has gone too far. I wish some psycho will get it over it and... well you know what I'm getting to.

Defamer said it all very clear:

"It's a shrewd, if ultimately safe, choice for Cruise, who's apparently decided that the best course of action for a comeback sure to be mercilessly scrutinized is to surround himself with Oscar-winning human shields. Should the project meet with eventual failure, he can deflect any critical bullets by shrugging and asking, "I don't know why the movie didn't connect with audiences. Why don't you ask the people with all the fancy awards?""

My only hope is that Redford will beat the crap out of this lunatic in the movie.

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A friend once asked me: Don't tell me you never liked him in Top Gun?!

Me: No I didn't even watch Top Gun. And let me remind you that in the movie Val Kilmer was the top gun. Not him. He's too short for the job.