Tina Fey Rocks!

Finally someone with balls to say what we all know. Former SNL head writer Tina Fey calls Paris Hilton a piece of shit!

These golden words were uttered when Tina guested on the Howard Stern show on Thursday coyly discussing former Saturday Night Live hosts.

Tina said the hosts are usually great, but every couple of years you get a bad one - like Paris Hilton who was a "piece of shit"!

We've called Paris a lot of things bitch, like a skanky hoe or a drunk driving liar. But piece of shit is a really direct hit.

Tina didn't stop at the collective-deposit-of-feces allusion. Here are some highlights of her "nightmare" while working with the hotel heiress:

• Paris actually takes herself seriously and "embraces her stupidity".

• Paris was so uninterested in anyone else the staff had a bet to see if she would ask anyone something personal (like "how are you"). She did at one point ask someone "is Maya Rudolph Italian?" (she's half Black, half Jewish).

• Paris refused to do any skits that poked fun at herself. She asked the writers to create a skit in which she could play Jessica Simpson, "because I hate her" and "she's fat." When Paris grew frustrated with the writers, she would "lock herself in her dressing room."

• She Paris's giant man hands and said they were as long as her forearm.
  
  
• When the discussion turned to Hilton's looks, Fey complained that strands of Hilton's "gross Barbie hair" were found all over the set, and that up-close, Paris actually "looks like a tranny."

Tina rocks! The whole world of the sane is rooting for you. And firecrotch Lindsay Lohan, too...